roselalonde

you are like an empty tip jar

niklas-sagara

Ready to be filled!

roselalonde

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

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teaboot

Pen doodle. A vacant, happy figure in multiple layers of winter clothes, holding grocery bags, waiting at a bus stop in heavy rain. Out of the scene, a voice screams, "that fukin whore took my money!"ALT

Was mistaken for someone else at the bus stop the other day

hootenanie

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

mr-ticky

This is a really poignant illustration of the seductive nature of glorifying war but that is a LOOK and she is SERVING it

johnbrownfunclubofficial

I've seen Death depicted as a card dealer or other sort of gambler, a guy in a suit, a farmer, a robed apparition, and any other number of things, but this? This has to be the best Death I've seen yet. An old seductress saying "hey kid, don't you wanna die in a trench for a government that doesn't give a fuck about you, just like your dear old dad?" This goes hard as fuck.

saint-batrick

"I used to know your daddy." kicks like a mule.

estrogenesis-evangelion

i love seeing popular horny posts from several years ago. your boner echoes through time, girl

stjohnstarling

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

skarchomp

*watching the scene where aragorn kicks the orc helmet* i heard that behind the scenes this went perfectly as planned and everything about it was normal

quietsingingonadarkbus

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anxiousangerball

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

boyrot

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

smokeys-house

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my brother and I don't say "mcdonalds" when referring to the fast food chain. we've always said "mcnaldo's", then it became "naldo's". now it's simply "nald". and we always refer to it as a single unit. like "do you want a nald?"

lunetta-suzie-jewel

Big Mcthank

gumy-shark

she attention deficit on my hyperactivity til i disorder

gumy-shark

i have so many missing assignmence

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